Apocalypse Now For Brando
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, swiftly, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving ....
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Sweeps upset Rep. Baca, delight Americans
A roaming, 12-officer squad of US Border Patrol officers has arrested 422 illegal immigrants in a series of regular sweeps in southern California since June 4 to the overwhelming acclaim of local Americans. It is estimated by the US Boarder Patrol that 1,000,000,000 illegal immigrants cross into the US every month.
(when asked why he thought Rep Joe Baca was so upset)
"Look, twelve Border Patrol agents arrested around 500 illegal aliens in a few days. You give me 30 guys and I'll deport Baca's entire district in a week."
Joe Dassaro, president
National Border Patrol Council 1613
San Diego
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Great White Shark Sighted Off San Onofre Shore
Surfer Says Shark Bumped Into Him
San Onofre Beach California USA-- A shark was sighted at San Onofre state beach Saturday morning, 10News reported.
An experienced surfer told lifeguards he saw a white shark come up next to him. The shark bumped him hard enough to turn his surfboard around.
No sharks have been sighted since. But surfers who know the area say they have seen them there in the past.
John Fontana, a surfer, said, "You think they're dolphins until you get close and you realize it's not a dolphin -- it's a shark. You paddle quickly but quietly to the shore."
Lifeguards are not keeping people out of the water but are warning them to be on the lookout.
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Welcome to the future!
It´s already looking like the MDI Air Car will be one of the major technological discoveries of the new century. Inventor Guy Négre has developed a car capable of a top speed of 68 mph, 186 miles on one tank of fuel and at a cost of about a penny per mile. All of this at "zero pollution". In fact the car cleans the air it uses!
The automobile is fundamental to our lifestyle, but pollution is seriously damaging our standard of living.
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Octopus's Garden
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus's garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus's garden in the shade
I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus's garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus's garden in the shade
We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting our head on the sea bed
In an octopus's garden near a cave
We would sing and dance around
Because we know we can't be found
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus's garden in the shade
We would shout and swim about
The coral that lies beneath the waves
(Lies beneath the ocean waves)
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Knowing they're happy and they're safe
(Happy and they're safe)
We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus's garden with you
In an octopus's garden with you
In an octopus's garden with you
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Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours!
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!
Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins, Visit Correctional Facilities
Want to start your own church?
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